stolenkissesprettyliies:

Taylor refers to Joe as baby/babe 31 times on reputation and I’m not sure why this is important but it is.

poeplanet:

diego luna going on stage and telling a room filled mostly with white people to shut up in spanish is honestly 2017’s mood

sauntervaguelydownward:

showerthoughtsofficial:

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

novellaqueen:

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra